Say What: Tiger Woods, 1st Billion Dollar Sportsman
October 01, 2009
Sir Platinum Graham

Tiger Woods is officially a Billion, not million, dollar man !
According to Forbes, Woods beat Michael Jordan to the punch with a $10 million deal from FedEx, which pushes his earnings over the billion mark.
“Forbes has been tracking athlete earnings since before Tiger turned pro. Woods had earned a cumulative $895m going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business. If you add his $10.5m in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100m in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods’ career earnings are now 10 figures.”
The folks at “Rich People’s FMLs” have posted a bunch of hilarious FMLs from these richest Americans:
http://www.richfml.co.cc
Here’s one by Tiger Woods:
“Went on a gold-plating kick last week. Have since realized that gold-plated body parts are a bad, bad idea. FML”
– TigerWoods80
And here’s one by Oprah:
“Maid forgot to refresh my towel. Had to dry myself off with the same one I used yesterday. FML.”
– OprahWinfrey1400